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(Image courtesy of AllBrands.com) What do you do when your stocks tank? Go crazy and join the spending circus.  My Aunt Darlene wa...


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What do you do when your stocks tank? Go crazy and join the spending circus. 

My Aunt Darlene was a finance major in college.  She constantly talks about ways to save money, and would be the first one to sport a bracelet with the letters WWSS (What Would Suze (Orman) Say?).

So, what does she do? She goes and buys an old-fashioned Circus Cart Popcorn Maker (see photo above). The thing, made from flimsy metal, stands adjacent to her kitchen table in all its Ronald McDonald-red glory. Next thing you know, she'll be riding to the supermarket on a unicycle. It would surely save her the ethanol after paying $200 for a corn-popping product, anyway.

Hah.

I don't care how well this kitschy contraption works (yes, it does the job). 

Give me Jiffy Pop and call it a freakin' day.

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