Grapefruit Heist

After my last experience, I wanted to cannonball into a gator trench. Luckily, I found another activity to pass the time and forget about th...


After my last experience, I wanted to cannonball into a gator trench. Luckily, I found another activity to pass the time and forget about the rotten kitchen. When I looked out the window at the neighbors' grapefruit tree, I snuck into the backyard, picked up a fifteen-foot metal pole, and like Joan of Arc in battle, whacked the hell out of it. When three plump ones slapped the ground like mini basketballs, I picked ém up and darted inside to make myself a grapefruit daquiri.

(see the long pole?)

;) Holly

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